Review a Board Game
There are several things that are needed even with short reviews. These things include:
- the genre of the game,
- URL of the website of the company,
- the phone number,
- the company name,
- the price,
- system requirements.
The topic areas that longer reviews have comments on include the:
- history of the game, the company, and the game designers and how that relates to the game
- the game play, how the game plays,
- the interface, how the game is controlled and how the screen is laid out, keyboard, mouse, joystick, game pad, and other controller support.
- the artificial intelligence, how tough is the enemy and what do they do to try to defeat you. If there are friendly computer controlled units, how smart are they and why.
- the item inventory system, if any.
- the magic system, if any.
- the combat system if a separate module from the game
- Is there a plot? What is the plot? How does the game start? Who are the protagonists (heroes) and antagonists (bad guys)? Can you play from both or all three sides (Like star craft there are the humans, the protoss, and the other guys so you would describe each one, their goals, and their methods and what the eventual outcome of playing the game to its conclusions)? Is the plot linear or branching (In games like Blade Runner or Heavy Gear, you often can make choices at what we call plot decision points, and if you make the correct choice the plot will go in one direction or another. In a linear game, if you make the wrong choices the game will be over, in a branching plot you will be allowed to make choices that will lead the game in a different direction with different results. For example, in one of the later cinematic games in the Wing Commander series, Colonel Blake, played by Mark Hammill, can enter a relationship with his wing lady or his female mechanic or no one. The game player is given the opportunity to have Blake kiss one or the other of them. Once there is a kiss, everyone on board will know of it quickly due to gossip. If Blake takes up with the mechanic she makes sure his plane runs really good, but the wing lady is upset and will not support him in battle as well as before. If he takes up with his wing lady, she will fight like a banshee, but his female mechanic will not fix his plane very well and it will be prone to mechanical failure. If he takes up with neather one, they both will play kind of average not giving extra help or hinderance. You can see that a branching plot line can have many interesting choices.
- graphics: what are they like? How many pixels, what screen resolution, what does the art look like? are there predominant colors. Do they use wire frames, polygons, etc. Are the character skins textured, and how? For example in Myth one of the predominant features is that blood spurts and permanently stains the battlefield red. Heads come off and roll down hills and away from bodies. When bombs go off, body parts, including arms, legs, and torsos, fly in all directions accompanied by gore. Body parts lay on the battle field for a long while after each skirmish.
- animation: are their true physics features? (do objects move like they do in the real world), does light effects have reflections and effects of shading, filling and other light effects. Do lights glow and cause shadows. Are there sprites which move around the screen and if there are are they three or two dimensional sprites. For example "dynamic lighting" is where the lights glow, power weapon beams glow casting shadows and illuminating objects and scenery.
- music score: who composed the music? what style of music? are the performing artists famous? what else are the artists known for? Is the music context sensitive, which means does the music change as the action in the game changes? Do characters, monsters, enemy units, etc. who appear have their own theme music
- human speech: Are there voice actors? Do the voices used work in the game? Do they sound right? Do they do anything interesting? Are they funny?
- Humor is very important in games. If a game has a sense of humor, mention the jokes and what you liked about them.
- sound effects: How were they done? For example in Full Throttle the game design team digitally recorded the sounds of Harley Davidson motorcycles in various stages of throttle and driving conditions. "Foley sound effects people are the people who create sounds for the movies by walking in gravel pits, clapping coconuts together to simulate horses moving, opening and closing little doors, falling on the floor, shaking plate metal to simulate thunder, etc. The Foley artist creates the sound each time for each production making each sound unique and not repetitive. Were the sound effects convincing? Did you like them? Were they funny? Why?
- game utilities: how are the save games managed? how many are permitted? are they only limited by hard disk space? were there enough to save everywhere needed? Were theire game editors which edit mechs, terrain, etc. Does the game editor let you design the game or does the game editor randomize features and automate the design process? Are there difficulty settings, and if so, how do they work and affect game play?
- Multiplayer features: Is this a game played over the internet, null or phone modem, hot seat type game (where two or more people play on the same computer one at a time taking turns), split screen (many games allow simultaneous play on a split screen) or network? How many people can play in each mode of play? Is there cooperative and competitive play, and how does it work? If there is cooperative play can you only play against other humans or can you play the plot of the game? If there is competitive play are there various scenerios specifically designed for this type of play?
Whenever you say something about anything, you need to not only give your conclusions but the observations that lead to the conclusions. For example: The enemy unit artificial intelligence is quite good, when attacking you they avoid terrain features so that they do not get stuck, and they do not approach you in a straight line but use cover and zig zag when fired on. If they are damaged they retreat and heal to return later to renew the attack.
HOW WE RATE BOARD GAMES:
10 – Outstanding. Always want to play and expect this will never change.
9 - Excellent game. Always want to play it.
8 - Very good game. We like to play it. Probably I’ll suggest it and will never turn down a game.
7 - Good game, usually willing to play.
6 - Ok game, some fun or challenge at least, will play sporadically if in the right mood.
5 - Average game, slightly boring, take it or leave it.
4 - Not so good, we don’t really like it.
3 - Likely won’t play again. Bad.
2 - Extremely annoying game, won’t play this ever again.
1 - Defies description of a game. You won’t catch us dead playing this.